This week marks the release of the fifth edition of Dungeons & Dragons, a role-playing game that traditionally existed to create a safe space for neckbeards to pretend they’re fighting orcs. But as hi…
Well, it’s official. (Even though we kind of already thought it was.)
I can’t decide which is the better response to this:
1) What do you mean again?
2) I was into Dungeons & Dragons before it was cool.
Thanks to the recent addition of their own 21x41ft pool, dogs at Lucky Puppy in Maybee, Michigan got to have their very own doggy pool party.
Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.
It’s real! The first official Dancing Groot toy, from the amazing folks at Funko!