March 2010
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February 2010
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Huge Earthquake Batters Chile →
jessieshungry:
(via notforpublicconsumption)
This is so devastating and scary. I hope mother nature gets off of her rag soon with all these snowstorms and earthquakes.
Seriously. Now Hawaii has to prepare for the tsunami they’re supposed to have because of this quake. And I have family there. /:
I should be reading about animals and writing about gun control, but I can’t concentrate.
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D: Bo and I are cuddling on the couch.
J: Silly Bobo face.
D: She's cute.
J: You're cute.
D: No, I'm not.
J: You're gorgeous.
D: Gorgeous?
J: Gorgeous.
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RN&R Free Will Astrology Feb. 18-24 2010: Leo
michelleyt:
Of all the symbols in the world, the swastika is the most horrendous. As the logo for Hitler’s Nazi movement, it will forever smack of evil. But it didn’t used to be that way. In many cultures throughout history, from the Greeks to the Hindus to the Native Americas, the swastika was representation of the sun’s path across the sky and was regarded as highly auspicious, even a good...
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Turkeys with socks on their heads.
Jessie: Dealing with tourists is like dealing with turkeys.
Devanny: Explain, please.
Jessie: Okay, picture a flock of turkeys.
Devanny: Okay.
Jessie: Now, picture them running around Fast Lap wearing headsocks.
Devanny: There's no such thing as a flock of turkeys, Jessie. They're called rafters, apparently.
Jessie: Did you ask google to make me look stupid?
Devanny: Not on purpose. "The name given to a group of turkeys is a rafter, although they are sometimes incorrectly referred to as a gobble or flock."
Jessie: I prefer gobble.
Devanny: Google: 1, Jessie: 0.
Jessie: Hahaha.
Devanny: Just so you know, there are NO images on google or yahoo of turkeys with socks on their heads.
Jessie: Did you literally search "turkey with a sock on its head"?
Devanny: Yes. Yes I did. I also searched variations of the same phrase, such as: "sock on a turkey head", "turkey with sock head", "turkey sock" and "head of turkey with sock.
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Kevin Smith is Too Fat to Fly. →
I’m almost ashamed to be taking Southwest Airlines home after all this bullshit. He also talks about it on Smodcast.
I hate leaving Vegas. I’m not even on the plane yet and I miss Joseph. And Mayhem.
Can I just fucking graduate college already?! Fuck.
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Apparently, Joseph’s parents got us something we can “have fun with” for Valentine’s day…
We’re making them/us dinner tomorrow night. Balsamic chicken and mushrooms over spinach fettucini with steamed garlic green beans, and bread and oil. And cheesecake for dessert. Fucking delicious.
You’re jealous.
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I have to imagine that May’s brain can’t be that much smaller than...
– Joseph
Alice in Wonderland looks absolutely terrible.
(via jessiebarber)
I concur. Fuck a Tim Burton.
dirtyknife asked: why u so qt, gurl
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