Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart
One: Don’t throw bullshit at me. There’s nothing I can’t stand more than when someone plays games or is vague with me. If something is wrong, just tell me. If you think something is awesome, just tell me. I would rather just have information straightforward than have someone pussyfoot around.
Two: Know how to cook and feed me feed me feed me.
Three: Own an animal.
Four: Be intelligent and knowledgeable about various things. That doesn’t mean you have to be a college graduate, just know what you’re talking about before you open your fucking mouth.
Five: Set goals for yourself, whether they’re short-term or long-range. I like it when somebody has a sense of direction and is working toward it.
Six: Don’t judge me. Take me for all I am, good and bad. Be assertive when I need you to be and compassionate when I need you to be.
Seven: Make me laugh.
Eight: Be just as cynical as I am. I like being able to talk shit on things and not sound like a bitch.
